Bullshit Alerts


March 8th, 2018

ICE Makes Everything More Dangerous

“I thought Bay Area would thank me,” said the clueless Trump sh*thole who just made life more dangerous. “I would think that the Oakland mayor and the Congressional representatives in California would send me letters thanking me for removing public safety threats,”acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Director Thomas Homan said, in an interview with …


February 20th, 2018

In Defense Of Being Liberal

I used to do a daily hit on CNN during the build-up to the Iraq invasion. The producer wanted to call me a Libertarian, because they already had a Republican and a Democrat. At the time, I thought a Libertarian was a Republican who smoked pot. I wasn’t a Republican and I hadn’t gotten high …


February 15th, 2018

Winner Take All 41 Guns! (Or, what I learned from an NRA mailer the day before the Florida school shooting.) 

Winner Take All 41 Guns! (Or, what I learned from an NRA mailer the day before the Florida school shooting.) Since moving to Ohio in September, I’ve found myself on the mailing list of the National Rifle Association. I’m not sure if it’s because I bought an archery set for my daughter at Cabela’s, or …


February 15th, 2018

Thoughts and Prayers, Guns and Bullets

First of all, nothing will happen. Another school shooting, more dead children. Congress sends their thoughts and prayers, guns and bullets, death and carnage, to Americans, wrapped neatly inside the empty rhetoric of the Second Amendment, all while whored to the huge pockets of the National Rifle Association. And there will be no new legislation …


February 7th, 2018

Morality Clauses Having Nothing To Do With Morals

Hollywood is going to start putting morality clauses in contracts. So if a star does something immoral, they can fire him from the movie and move him into management. Of course in Hollywood, they define morality like the rest of us; as someone else’s problem. ” “I’d never do that, and if I did it’s …


January 31st, 2018

Clueless? With Apologies To Alicia Silverstone

To say the Trump administration is clueless is to insult a mediocre Hollywood movie. After all in “Clueless” Alicia Silverstone said, “. . .in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty.” President Donald Trump is neither that witty nor that naïve. He is, however devious and …


January 27th, 2018

Sean Hannity; He Will Have His Reckoning

For about thirty seconds, I actually felt sorry for Sean Hannity. But that couldn’t last. Hannity opened his show with a strong FOX position that the NY Times lied about the report that Trump had ordered Mueller’s firing last June. Then, near the end of the show, with that shit-eating smirk, said FOX news was …


January 24th, 2018

Give Trump The Wall? It’s A Winning Strategy

Give him the wall. Then candidate Donald Trump campaigned on a xenophobic message of hate and exclusion for not only Muslims and Latinos, but Dreamers, the 800,000 “Americans” who came here as children and flourished as “New” Americans. (For the record, people from Mexico are technically Americans, as Mexico is a huge chunk of North …


January 14th, 2018

Trump: A Cancer On The Presidency

Watching Meet The Press this morning, I actually cringed for Rand Paul as he tried to defend Trump over his racist comments. Echoing Paul Ryan, McConnell, Cruz and all of FOX news, they continue to characterize Trump as “inappropriate, unfortunate, and unhelpful.”  FOX’s Hannity, Waters, and Kilmeade say he speaks for the average American. Oh. …


January 12th, 2018

Fake News Awards Means Legal Trouble, Except For Trump

Again, without any thought of it’s appropriateness, legality, or basic decency, Trump’s announcement that he would hold “FAKE NEWS AWARDS” imperils Federal employees. In November Trump tweeted, “We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage …


January 11th, 2018

Women? We Got This

Actor Michael Douglas is the latest from Hollywood to be accused of sexual harassment, but it’s not the woman who came out to tell everyone.  It was Douglas. When he found out an article was being written accusing him sexual harassment, he decided to get out in front of the story.  He gave an interview …


January 10th, 2018

The Case for Oprah

On Sunday morning, “Oprah for President” was the punchline of a joke. By Sunday night, it was a remote possibility. By Monday, it felt weirdly plausible. Things move fast in American politics. Everyone knows Oprah. So when she took the stage at the Golden Globe Awards to accept the Cecil B. de Mille Award she …


January 3rd, 2018

Words Matter, Especially These, Especially Now

Words matter. Whether you’re a child or a just childish President. Vice President Joe Biden scolded Trump today in a way I have done with my little kids. Just recently, my son didn’t want anyone reading his journal, so he wrote “I will kill you if you read this” on the inside cover. So yeah, …


January 2nd, 2018

2018 – Time For Women To Save The World?

There is something in the air, and no, it’s not more snow. Today Tina Smith will take over as embattled MN Senator Al Franken steps down. And as positive for women as that might sound, the overall numbers are dismal. Women make up less than 20% of Congress, and in the US, women in elected …


December 28th, 2017

Year One in the Age of Trump

Well, we’re not dead yet. The world has not been consumed by a nuclear conflagration. The White House has not been struck by lightning. I guess we made it through the first year. This is not a detailed, analytical assessment of the costs and benefits of the Trump presidency – I’ll leave that heavy lifting …


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