Bullshit Alerts


June 15th, 2018

He Was A Man Of Science

Stephen Hawking died in March of ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis,  a neurodegenerative disease that destroys nerve and muscle function over time. He will be buried today, June 15, 2018, alongside Charles Darwin and Issac Newton, with a plaque inscribed with his groundbreaking insight into black holes. Diagnosed with ALS more than 50 years ago, he should …


May 13th, 2018

Too Much Trump? STFU

I’ve been told that my radio show and stand-up focuses too much on lambasting Trump and his cadre of circus performers. I recently read where SNL is being criticized for doing too many jokes at 45’s expense; that people are getting weary. And to that I say-Go F yourself! Trump is an unmitigated disaster. There’s …


April 18th, 2018

Sanctuary Cities Saving Lives

It’s all BS. Amidst all of the fearful whimpering coming from Trump, conservatives and deplorables, is how “Sanctuary Cities” are making us unsafe, and contributing to crime. That’s a lie. Think about it. Law abiding, tax paying, hard working undocumented Americans have much to lose, not only at the hands of Trump and his ICE …


March 28th, 2018

Hillary; Time For You To Go

It’s time Hillary. Watching the hundreds of thousands of young people march for sensible gun control showed me a picture of the liberal future of America, and it doesn’t include you. For starters, you and President Clinton aren’t liberals. You are establishment politicians who backed the Defense of Marriage act, welfare reform, and hawkish responses …


March 8th, 2018

ICE Makes Everything More Dangerous

“I thought Bay Area would thank me,” said the clueless Trump sh*thole who just made life more dangerous. “I would think that the Oakland mayor and the Congressional representatives in California would send me letters thanking me for removing public safety threats,”acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Director Thomas Homan said, in an interview with …


February 20th, 2018

In Defense Of Being Liberal

I used to do a daily hit on CNN during the build-up to the Iraq invasion. The producer wanted to call me a Libertarian, because they already had a Republican and a Democrat. At the time, I thought a Libertarian was a Republican who smoked pot. I wasn’t a Republican and I hadn’t gotten high …


February 15th, 2018

NRA’s Winner Take All

Since moving to Ohio in September, I’ve found myself on the mailing list of the National Rifle Association. I’m not sure if it’s because I bought an archery set for my daughter at Cabela’s, or enjoy wearing my Carhartt jacket, but something signals America’s gun manufacturers that I fit their demographic (White? Check. Male? Check. …


February 15th, 2018

Thoughts and Prayers, Guns and Bullets

First of all, nothing will happen. Another school shooting, more dead children. Congress sends their thoughts and prayers, guns and bullets, death and carnage, to Americans, wrapped neatly inside the empty rhetoric of the Second Amendment, all while whored to the huge pockets of the National Rifle Association. And there will be no new legislation …


February 7th, 2018

Morality Clauses Having Nothing To Do With Morals

Hollywood is going to start putting morality clauses in contracts. So if a star does something immoral, they can fire him from the movie and move him into management. Of course in Hollywood, they define morality like the rest of us; as someone else’s problem. ” “I’d never do that, and if I did it’s …


January 31st, 2018

Clueless? With Apologies To Alicia Silverstone

To say the Trump administration is clueless is to insult a mediocre Hollywood movie. After all in “Clueless” Alicia Silverstone said, “. . .in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty.” President Donald Trump is neither that witty nor that naïve. He is, however devious and …


January 27th, 2018

Sean Hannity; He Will Have His Reckoning

For about thirty seconds, I actually felt sorry for Sean Hannity. But that couldn’t last. Hannity opened his show with a strong FOX position that the NY Times lied about the report that Trump had ordered Mueller’s firing last June. Then, near the end of the show, with that shit-eating smirk, said FOX news was …


January 24th, 2018

Give Trump The Wall? It’s A Winning Strategy

Give him the wall. Then candidate Donald Trump campaigned on a xenophobic message of hate and exclusion for not only Muslims and Latinos, but Dreamers, the 800,000 “Americans” who came here as children and flourished as “New” Americans. (For the record, people from Mexico are technically Americans, as Mexico is a huge chunk of North …


January 14th, 2018

Trump: A Cancer On The Presidency

Watching Meet The Press this morning, I actually cringed for Rand Paul as he tried to defend Trump over his racist comments. Echoing Paul Ryan, McConnell, Cruz and all of FOX news, they continue to characterize Trump as “inappropriate, unfortunate, and unhelpful.”  FOX’s Hannity, Waters, and Kilmeade say he speaks for the average American. Oh. …


January 12th, 2018

Fake News Awards Means Legal Trouble, Except For Trump

Again, without any thought of it’s appropriateness, legality, or basic decency, Trump’s announcement that he would hold “FAKE NEWS AWARDS” imperils Federal employees. In November Trump tweeted, “We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage …


January 11th, 2018

Women? We Got This

Actor Michael Douglas is the latest from Hollywood to be accused of sexual harassment, but it’s not the woman who came out to tell everyone.  It was Douglas. When he found out an article was being written accusing him sexual harassment, he decided to get out in front of the story.  He gave an interview …


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