Bullshit Alerts

August 25th, 2018

chicago tribune

Immigration Problem? No, We Have A Bigot Problem

We don’t have an immigration problem.

CATO study found native Texans commit 15% more crime than undocs.
We have negative immigration with Mexico.
40% of Mexico imports to US have US parts
1/3 of total US trade is w/ Mexico, Canada, and Brazil.
Back before we militarized our border, cyclical immigration allowed Mexicans to stay during harvest, and go home afterwards. But during 80’s, fueled by xenophobia, we closed border and that forced undocs to stay and start families here. Thus, of the 11 million undocs here, as many as 3-4 million would have gone home.

It’s about racism. Simple.

August 9th, 2018


Laura Ingraham, GOP’S New Racist Face

“In some parts of the country, it does seem like the America that we know and love doesn’t exist anymore.”

It wasn’t a surprise to hear her say it, but repugnant nonetheless.

Laura Ingraham declared a national emergency over America’s growing diverse population.  She’s not afraid to say it; she wants it white and tight, circa 1950, and in doing so she reveals that unlike many Republicans who have positioned themselves behind the Trump movement in an obscene attempt to garner political power, Ingraham has revealed that she is the real thing;  a racist, fear mongering tumor, spreading like a malignant cancer, seeking to infect our nation’s values.

Trump unshackled this ignorant tirade in 2016, but he apparently is not alone in his quest to shit on America. He can count on Laura Ingraham to deliver the goods of hate, every night on FOX news.

August 5th, 2018


LeBron Vs Trump? No Contest

“LeBron James builds schools, Donald Trump builds cages.”
That’s paraphrasing CNN’s Don Lemon after Trump’s insane tweet.

Going after football players is one thing, but Lebron is the great American story. After a heralded youth, he marries his high-school sweetheart, and thru tireless effort becomes the best of the best, enjoying the accolades of his peers and wild financial success.

But instead of making it rain, he becomes a philanthropic machine, engaging his community and the world with a clear, mature vision of justice and hope.

Trump? He rips off people and gets peed on by hookers.

Whose side are you on?

July 31st, 2018


Guns Don’t Kill People. I’m Kidding. Of Course They F*ckin Do!

If a person is careless with their gun and it’s stolen, should they be held responsible? Of course, except half the time, it’s law enforcement who screwed the pooch, lost their gun, and it ended up in the hands of someone who used it to hurt another. . Remember Kate Steinle? Killed by a law enforcement gun that misfired in the hands of an undocumented man. 


All we heard was “Illegal!” We should have been yelling, “Responsibility.” Isn’t that what the GOP is always bitching about?

July 31st, 2018

Kansas City Star

Bank Of America? Not My America.

Bank of America wants to know if you are a citizen. Who cares? You should, cause they have your money and they’re not giving it back. F*ckin a, you read me right. And the irony is that BofA was fined by the feds just a few years ago. While talking out of one side of their mouth about “illegals” they were laundering money from undocs sending their wages back to their families, all the while charging exorbitant rates. 

Take your money out today! Just speak English or they may keep it.


July 31st, 2018


Rudy is Trump’s Worst Nightmare.

If Trump’s a genius, why does he have the worst lawyer in the world? Or is that the plan? Be stupid for the stupid? Rudy did it again, slipping up on the White House position of there was no second meeting. But that’s the least of Trump’s worries. Sure “Collusion” isn’t in the federal code. Neither is “cellmate” or “concubine” or concrete walls. But Conspiracy is, and that may make it all moot. Stay tuned.



July 26th, 2018


Yearning To Be Bigots? That’s The New America

Only “eligible” parents to be reunited with kids? And DOJ wants to drop “undocumented” and call everyone illegal aliens?

The statue of Liberty was a gift from France, and displayed there is this poem,

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

That lamp is dark.

I honestly can’t focus my hate because there are so many people, starting with Trump, that are so deserving. Trump’s a sociopath, but he’s not as bad as people like Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Pence and the rest who claim to be conservative Christians. You are not. You are the f*cking devil.

June 15th, 2018


Trump: Stand To Attention

If you are a Republican, you have my sympathy.

Your president has proven to be many things; sociopathic, misogynistic, racist, and simply a horrible person.  And now he wants us to stand to attention when he speaks and enters a room.

That’s not only unlikely, but also a sign of neurological breakdown. Psychiatrists, cautious by nature,  have been slow to speak to the president’s deteriorating mental state, but this is yet a further sign of his cognitive decline. Malignant narcissism is defined as “loss of neurological performance, causing a lack of memory, diminished vocabulary, verbal repetition and reduced complexity of thought.”

“Holy shit,” Republicans must be thinking, What have we got ourselves into?”


May 30th, 2018

the hill

Bolton Clears Way For Next Russian Attack

Bolton eliminates the top cyber-security position, and why wouldn’t he?

The Russians hacked our 2016 election and the result was a sweeping Russian mandate led by the corrupt POTUS whose ties to the Russian mob go back decades. But I can understand Trump. He’s a sociopathic traitor getting rich while putting us in danger. But what’s the motive for the rest of these Satanic sycophants?

Bolton, McConnell, Pence, Sessions, Nunes, Kelly, etc…What’s your motivation to throw our nation under the bus?

May 14th, 2018


FOX News Wants God To Settle It

Fox News host Jeanine Pirro is nuts. Her commentaries are heavily dosed with so much conspiratorial blather that she actually makes Hannity look normal. No, that’s not true or possible, but her tirades against Obama and his Kenyan home, Hillary and her child porn ring, and a murderous DNC make you wonder just how far off the rails it’s possible for a human to traverse.

Well, now she’s comparing the US moving our embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem a “Biblical prophecy.” ″[Trump], like King Cyrus before him, fulfilled the biblical prophecy of the gods, worshipped by Jews, Christians and, yes, Muslims, that Jerusalem is the eternal capital of the Jewish state.”

It’s not her I’m worried about tho. Despite her feverish insanity, I worry more about the alt-rite god-fearing, AK-47 carrying deplorables who are more than anxious to carry out “His” work. There’s a reason we have a first amendment, and now apparently we see why Trump et al want to see it gone.

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