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November 18th, 2017

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Trump Dares “Biggest Loser” To Run Again

President Trump is challenging Hillary Clinton to run for the office he currently occupies, and of course, insulting her in the process. Trump, presumably tweeting from the toilet Saturday morning, said “Crooked Hillary Clinton is the worst (and biggest) loser of all time. She just can’t stop, which is so good for the Republican Party.”

Couple things Trump, Hillary has won many elections, and aided many philanthropic causes. Her popularity numbers far exceed even your highest number before the country realized what a #%! joke your are. And finally, for the record, she BEAT YOU by three million votes. Now go flush and STFU.

November 14th, 2017


Roy Moore’s Wife Calls Abused Women Whores

As if it weren’t bad enough to have men molest and then threaten you when you seek justice, now it’s their wives.  Kayla Moore, wife of Judge Roy Moore, is calling these five women whores, saying they are being paid to lie about the nightmare each has carried all these years. They have accused her husband of pursuing and assaulting them when they were just children. Does Kayla Moore believe her husband? I doubt it. Dozens of people have been reporting that Roy Moore has been fascinated by underage girls for years; one shopping mall banned him because of his creepy behavior.

My guess is that anyone who would make up such horrible lies about abused women is either so morally damaged that she is beyond repair, or a prisoner of the monster himself.

November 13th, 2017


Drudge, Rasmussen So Full Of Shit They Could Fertilize The Earth

Every poll in the world has Trump’s approval rating in the 30’s, an historically, embarrassing low, even for this amoral sociopathic creep. All polls except for Rasmussen, who frequently has Trump near 50%. Why? Because like Drudge, they lie. They talk to select groups and ask leading questions. It’s like going to a playground and asking kids, “would you rather have candy or gross, slimy spinach? ”

And like that question, one is good for you, gives you strength, and ultimately makes you strong and healthy. And the other one is Trump.

November 11th, 2017

The Hill

Putin Plays Trump Like His Little Bitch

Trump, while visiting Vietnam, 50 years older, fatter, and bone spurs nowhere to be found, lied again about the Russians. Telling reporters that he asked Putin if he meddled in the 2016 elections, Trump said the Russian president denied it. Again and again. “I can’t ask anymore. I believe him.”
So Trump says he believes an adversary over our own 17 different intelligence agencies.

But Wait! It gets better. Later in the same day, Putin says Trump never asked him about the hacking, the meddling, or any question about the election. So the only conclusions we can draw are both pathetic and frightening.  Either Trump is so mentally ill that he will lie to anyone, even his own people, or he just got played again by Putin. Either way, this miserable cow of a human is slipping toward slaughter and our only hope is he doesn’t drag us with him any further.

Is it 2018 yet?

November 9th, 2017


Trump: Hey China, You Know How You Raped Us? Good On You!

Here’s what Trump doesn’t understand about international trade; tariffs, duties, civil rights, irony and everything else. Lashing out at China during the campaign, he said “China is raping us.” That’s pretty hard to walk back, unless you’re a guy who thinks he can walk up a country and grab its pussy. But China has been doing this business thing for 2500 years, and they’ve seen plenty of idiots like Trump. Unlike us, they play the long game. They are patient, and usually prevail. Bottom line? They will act in their own interest, and Trump somehow will personally benefit. So maybe Trump isn’t stupid. But he’s not an American.

November 7th, 2017

Raw Story

If You’re Going to Get Shot, Get Shot in a Church

Fox News host Ainsley Earnhart told her television audience that if you’re going to get slaughtered by semi-automatic weapon fire, getting slaughtered by semi-automatic weapon fire in a church is a good place to do it. Because you’re already so close to Jesus. It makes it easier for Him to scoop you up in his loving arms. It’s illuminating insights like this that keep us glued to Fox News day and night.

November 7th, 2017


Trump Asks NKorea to Disarm After Threatening To Nuke ‘Em. Brilliant!

Trump “urging ” North Korea to get rid of nuclear weapons is like the abusive husband pleading to his wife to just unlock the door. “I promise  won’t hurt you baby.” No doubt that Kim Jong Un was disappointed when Trump replaced him as the craziest f*cker in the world, but even this the brutal dictator isn’t stupid enough to disarm after our president promises “Fire and Fury” in retaliation for any military action. Trump’s diplomatic skills remind me of that alcoholic husband who beats anyone who challenges his authority. All while the rest of dial 911 and wait for Republicans to answer.

November 4th, 2017

The Worst Thing About Trump’s Twitter Feed Deactivation

If I ever meet that customer service rep at Twitter who on his last day deactivated Trump’s Twitter account for eleven minutes, I’m buying him a beer. But what this really shows is a far more serious danger. That our President likes using an easily hackable social media platform to communicate directly with his base leaves America and all of the people on earth in a very precarious position. What if the next guy does something worse, like posts fake Tweets on Trump’s feed saying, “I just launched nukes at Rocket Boy. North Korea will be in rubble any minute now. MAGA!” A Tweet could easily launch WWIII and global annihilation. Kelly, please take Trump’s phone away…

October 30th, 2017

Raw Story

Eric Trump Turns Manafort Indictment Into Fundraising Opportunity

Presidential progeny and “Children of the Corn” extra Eric Trump sent an email this morning to Trump supporters saying “Just $1 would help.” Yep, he’s turning the terror of this morning’s Mueller indictment-storm into a fundraising opportunity. As the noose tightens around this international criminal conspiracy and its fake President, Trump loyalists are going to start acting really, really weird. I mean more weird than normal. Stay tuned.

October 30th, 2017

The Daily Beast

The Feedback Loop – Fox and Friends and Trump’s Twitter Feed

Fox News Network’s “Fox and Friends” has become the all-but-in-name media wing of the Trump White House. They craft a narrative out of current events designed to comfort their most important audience member (the President). An hour or two later Trump Tweets out his praise for their so-called “coverage.” The next day Trump’s Tweet becomes a key talking point on the next installment of “Fox and Friends.” In this never-ending feedback loop — a true echo chamber — all of the early warning bells of a dawning fascism are going off.

Inside the Beltway