Bullshit Alerts

July 31st, 2018

Kansas City Star

Bank Of America? Not My America.

Bank of America wants to know if you are a citizen. Who cares? You should, cause they have your money and they’re not giving it back. F*ckin a, you read me right. And the irony is that BofA was fined by the feds just a few years ago. While talking out of one side of their mouth about “illegals” they were laundering money from undocs sending their wages back to their families, all the while charging exorbitant rates. 

Take your money out today! Just speak English or they may keep it.


July 31st, 2018


Rudy is Trump’s Worst Nightmare.

If Trump’s a genius, why does he have the worst lawyer in the world? Or is that the plan? Be stupid for the stupid? Rudy did it again, slipping up on the White House position of there was no second meeting. But that’s the least of Trump’s worries. Sure “Collusion” isn’t in the federal code. Neither is “cellmate” or “concubine” or concrete walls. But Conspiracy is, and that may make it all moot. Stay tuned.



July 26th, 2018


Yearning To Be Bigots? That’s The New America

Only “eligible” parents to be reunited with kids? And DOJ wants to drop “undocumented” and call everyone illegal aliens?

The statue of Liberty was a gift from France, and displayed there is this poem,

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

That lamp is dark.

I honestly can’t focus my hate because there are so many people, starting with Trump, that are so deserving. Trump’s a sociopath, but he’s not as bad as people like Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Pence and the rest who claim to be conservative Christians. You are not. You are the f*cking devil.

June 15th, 2018


Trump: Stand To Attention

If you are a Republican, you have my sympathy.

Your president has proven to be many things; sociopathic, misogynistic, racist, and simply a horrible person.  And now he wants us to stand to attention when he speaks and enters a room.

That’s not only unlikely, but also a sign of neurological breakdown. Psychiatrists, cautious by nature,  have been slow to speak to the president’s deteriorating mental state, but this is yet a further sign of his cognitive decline. Malignant narcissism is defined as “loss of neurological performance, causing a lack of memory, diminished vocabulary, verbal repetition and reduced complexity of thought.”

“Holy shit,” Republicans must be thinking, What have we got ourselves into?”


May 30th, 2018

the hill

Bolton Clears Way For Next Russian Attack

Bolton eliminates the top cyber-security position, and why wouldn’t he?

The Russians hacked our 2016 election and the result was a sweeping Russian mandate led by the corrupt POTUS whose ties to the Russian mob go back decades. But I can understand Trump. He’s a sociopathic traitor getting rich while putting us in danger. But what’s the motive for the rest of these Satanic sycophants?

Bolton, McConnell, Pence, Sessions, Nunes, Kelly, etc…What’s your motivation to throw our nation under the bus?

May 14th, 2018


FOX News Wants God To Settle It

Fox News host Jeanine Pirro is nuts. Her commentaries are heavily dosed with so much conspiratorial blather that she actually makes Hannity look normal. No, that’s not true or possible, but her tirades against Obama and his Kenyan home, Hillary and her child porn ring, and a murderous DNC make you wonder just how far off the rails it’s possible for a human to traverse.

Well, now she’s comparing the US moving our embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem a “Biblical prophecy.” ″[Trump], like King Cyrus before him, fulfilled the biblical prophecy of the gods, worshipped by Jews, Christians and, yes, Muslims, that Jerusalem is the eternal capital of the Jewish state.”

It’s not her I’m worried about tho. Despite her feverish insanity, I worry more about the alt-rite god-fearing, AK-47 carrying deplorables who are more than anxious to carry out “His” work. There’s a reason we have a first amendment, and now apparently we see why Trump et al want to see it gone.

May 5th, 2018

wash post

Trump; Porn Stars And Prayers

The religious right’s strange, but predictable support of Trump would be laughable were he not the leader of the free world. Trump celebrated the national day of prayer with the acknowledgment he paid a porn star $130,000 hush money a week before the election. The actress, Stormy Daniels, claims their sexual encounter occurred back in 2006 while Trump’s wife was recovering from the birth of their youngest son.

Now, evangelicals such as VP Pence claim that Trump is a man of God, even while he calls African-Americans sons of bitches, supports Neo-Nazis, attacks Hispanics, Gays, women, the disabled, and of course occasionally grabs some passing pussy.

When it comes to the support of Donald Trump, the religious right is neither religious or right. They are however, hypocritical opportunists who will meet get theirs now, in November, and for the rest of their pathetic lives. Cause I may not believe in god, but I know for a fact that Karma is a bitch.


April 20th, 2018


Ted Cruz; Even Worse Than Trump

I don’t understand Ted Cruz. Trump mocks his wife, his father, his manhood, and Cruz pens a fawning tribute to the Sociopath and Chief?

I don’t know Ted Cruz, and I don’t wish to. I fear his lack of backbone, integrity, and “manhood” more than I do Trump’s transparent racism, ignorance and greed. Ted Cruz is everything that Trump is not, and if possible, worse. Trump’s disgusting bravado has been challenged by many who don’t have a box to stand on. I applaud their bravery. Cruz?

Ted Cruz is a US Senator, and he should be afraid. Why? Well, we know that Trump likes to “grab” them, and Cruz might be next.

April 1st, 2018


Sinclair Hosts Read Conservative Scripts

For years, conservatives have railed against the “liberal” agenda, pointing fingers and calling for change. So when it’s revealed that the cluster of conservative Sinclair stations have given their hosts scripts, eg. conservative talking points, I have to laugh.

Liberals don’t need “talking points” because their thoughts and actions are, for the large part, organic and instinctual. The “right” calls us snowflakes and derides us as weak on matters of reproductive rights, immigration and defense, when in fact we are honest and forthright on the complicated, nuanced matters that a democratic republic requires.

The Trump conservative is not only oxymoronic, but lazy and unimaginative. And for the record, I wrote this myself.

March 24th, 2018

the hill

Tucker Carlson: We Will Remember

The smug Ivy-League smirk is still there, but if you look close enough, you can see the beginnings of a tremble. Tucker Carlson whored himself for a huge FOX paycheck, and in doing so cemented himself to the Trump legacy; an obscenity that seems on the verge of collapse. And along with it all of the other young white boys who chose not to embrace the dreams and hopes of those Americans searching for a decent life, but instead to propagate fear and self-loathing.

When the end comes, I won’t miss you one bit.

Inside the Beltway