Bullshit Alerts

November 29th, 2017


Kim Won’t Fire First, Unless He’s Cornered.

There is a crazy man who has nukes and is a threat to the United States. But it ain’t Kim Jung Un.

Instead of working back-door channels to try and ease world tensions, Trump and Mattis are escalating the situation with muscle flexing rhetoric. But the question is, why? Why would Kim launch unless he felt threatened by an unstable Trump, surrounded not by seasoned diplomats, but by men whose expertise is war.

It’s time for the grown-ups to stand-up. Now!

November 27th, 2017

Business Insider

Trump Slams All Media That Isn’t Fox – Fox Agrees

President Trump cast a wide net by describing all news media outlets as “fake.” Except Fox. Then Fox News re-posts a New York Post editorial by Trump acolyte Kyle Smith entitled “Unhinged Coverage of Trump is Hurting Media.” I guess Kyle’s been reading Inside The Beltway. Thanks Kyle! One man’s unhinged is another man’s eternal vigilance. Fox News is playing a dangerous game, putting all its eggs in the Donald Trump basket. Sure, it’s heady stuff having a direct line into the brain of the President of the United States and getting to shape his child-like grasp of the issues. But what happens when it all falls down?

November 26th, 2017


Trump Say He Turned Down “Person Of The Year”

Time doesn’t ask people if they want to appear on their cover any more than a flu virus asks permission to infect you. If Time chooses Trump, it will be an ironic selection, one honoring the tremendous failures that beset this democratic train-wreck. But Trump’s grandiose lie however, is but one of those frightening tidbits that offer a glimpse into a sociopath who has access to the nuclear codes.

For the record, the image above is fake; Trump has never appeared on the cover of Time. This hangs in many of Trump’s clubs. He had it commissioned by a graphic design team to offer praise to himself. At first people snickered, but now the stakes have turned laughter into real concern. To quote Rex Tillerson, “Trump is a fucking moron.” Put that on the cover, and I might buy one.

November 26th, 2017


Trump on Track to Triple Obama’s Golf Frequency

I know it’s hard to keep track, but some of Donald Trump’s most glaringly bizarre statements on the campaign trail were about how he would probably never set foot on any of his many golf courses again when he was President, how he would love being in the White House so much he would never leave — he would just work, work, work to make American great again. Well, like all of his other sociopathic lies, this one’s gone up in smoke. Since his inauguration, he’s spent one third of his days at a Trump property. And his golfing habit has never been more compulsively indulged. At this rate, Trump is on track to triple President Obama’s golf frequency.

November 18th, 2017

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Trump Dares “Biggest Loser” To Run Again

President Trump is challenging Hillary Clinton to run for the office he currently occupies, and of course, insulting her in the process. Trump, presumably tweeting from the toilet Saturday morning, said “Crooked Hillary Clinton is the worst (and biggest) loser of all time. She just can’t stop, which is so good for the Republican Party.”

Couple things Trump, Hillary has won many elections, and aided many philanthropic causes. Her popularity numbers far exceed even your highest number before the country realized what a #%! joke your are. And finally, for the record, she BEAT YOU by three million votes. Now go flush and STFU.

November 14th, 2017


Roy Moore’s Wife Calls Abused Women Whores

As if it weren’t bad enough to have men molest and then threaten you when you seek justice, now it’s their wives.  Kayla Moore, wife of Judge Roy Moore, is calling these five women whores, saying they are being paid to lie about the nightmare each has carried all these years. They have accused her husband of pursuing and assaulting them when they were just children. Does Kayla Moore believe her husband? I doubt it. Dozens of people have been reporting that Roy Moore has been fascinated by underage girls for years; one shopping mall banned him because of his creepy behavior.

My guess is that anyone who would make up such horrible lies about abused women is either so morally damaged that she is beyond repair, or a prisoner of the monster himself.

November 13th, 2017


Drudge, Rasmussen So Full Of Shit They Could Fertilize The Earth

Every poll in the world has Trump’s approval rating in the 30’s, an historically, embarrassing low, even for this amoral sociopathic creep. All polls except for Rasmussen, who frequently has Trump near 50%. Why? Because like Drudge, they lie. They talk to select groups and ask leading questions. It’s like going to a playground and asking kids, “would you rather have candy or gross, slimy spinach? ”

And like that question, one is good for you, gives you strength, and ultimately makes you strong and healthy. And the other one is Trump.

November 11th, 2017

The Hill

Putin Plays Trump Like His Little Bitch

Trump, while visiting Vietnam, 50 years older, fatter, and bone spurs nowhere to be found, lied again about the Russians. Telling reporters that he asked Putin if he meddled in the 2016 elections, Trump said the Russian president denied it. Again and again. “I can’t ask anymore. I believe him.”
So Trump says he believes an adversary over our own 17 different intelligence agencies.

But Wait! It gets better. Later in the same day, Putin says Trump never asked him about the hacking, the meddling, or any question about the election. So the only conclusions we can draw are both pathetic and frightening.  Either Trump is so mentally ill that he will lie to anyone, even his own people, or he just got played again by Putin. Either way, this miserable cow of a human is slipping toward slaughter and our only hope is he doesn’t drag us with him any further.

Is it 2018 yet?

November 9th, 2017


Trump: Hey China, You Know How You Raped Us? Good On You!

Here’s what Trump doesn’t understand about international trade; tariffs, duties, civil rights, irony and everything else. Lashing out at China during the campaign, he said “China is raping us.” That’s pretty hard to walk back, unless you’re a guy who thinks he can walk up a country and grab its pussy. But China has been doing this business thing for 2500 years, and they’ve seen plenty of idiots like Trump. Unlike us, they play the long game. They are patient, and usually prevail. Bottom line? They will act in their own interest, and Trump somehow will personally benefit. So maybe Trump isn’t stupid. But he’s not an American.

November 7th, 2017

Raw Story

If You’re Going to Get Shot, Get Shot in a Church

Fox News host Ainsley Earnhart told her television audience that if you’re going to get slaughtered by semi-automatic weapon fire, getting slaughtered by semi-automatic weapon fire in a church is a good place to do it. Because you’re already so close to Jesus. It makes it easier for Him to scoop you up in his loving arms. It’s illuminating insights like this that keep us glued to Fox News day and night.

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