Hugh Hefner Was a First Class Creep

September 28th, 2017

As we look back on the life of Hugh Hefner, I hear revisionist rumblings of how he was a “crusader” for the sexual revolution. Really? Sex doesn’t need a crusader. In case you haven’t noticed, there’s almost seven billion people in the world. Sex is doing just fine.

Hugh Hefner wasn’t a visionary. He was a creep.

The early days of Playboy had great interviews and interesting cartoons, but that’s not why you bought the magazine. The objectification of women as “things,” whose only value was to be viewed or have meaningless sex with wasn’t invented by Hefner, but he made millions off propagating that message. And had the balls to say it was “for” women.

The Playboy legacy is replete with stories of playmates being pimped out, a newer, yet just as disgusting version of the “casting couch.” Hollywood legends came to Hefner’s parties and left with human souvenirs, all young women under his disgusting tutelage. Before the internet, before cable TV, underage sex, date rape, and other sexual assault was easily brushed away, especially if the woman was dressed provocatively. Does it surprise you that Bill Cosby was a regular at the Playboy mansion?

The idea that Hugh Hefner ushered in the “sexual revolution” is an obscenity that implies women’s roles in America were somehow elevated by the Playboy model. To the contrary. Hefner denigrated an entire culture. Young girls were brainwashed into believing that the ticket to their dreams wasn’t their brains, but their bodies, inside a magazine with a staple in their navel.

Chip Franklin

Franklin is a 25 year veteran of talk radio, beginning his career in Washington DC during Clinton’s first term. He currently hosts the afternoon show at KGO radio, San Francisco. In addition, Chip is an award-winning filmmaker, comedian, and scribe, garnering seven Edward R Murrow awards, including the National Murrow award for writing. He’s also won The New York Festival honors for his unconventional coverage of The Democratic and Republican conventions, as well as more than 30 AP awards for broadcasting, and numerous appearances on ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC, and CNN. He has appeared at over 500 colleges and universities and more than a hundred Fortune 1000 companies as a speaker, comedian, and media consultant. Marc Fisher, senior editor at the Washington Post says, “Chip adds irony to a medium that rarely trusts its audience to get the joke.” He is however, a mediocre dancer.
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