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September 1st, 2019

Guns Over America

Against the backdrop of a Category 5 hurricane barreling toward Florida, 36 Americans were shot in two mass shootings in Florida and Alabama. The shootings ...

August 31st, 2019

The Alcohol Talking

"I have a better relationship with Ivanka and Tiffany than Trump." This is the comment that has Madeleine Westerhout, Trump’s personal assistant, on the outside looking in. ...

August 29th, 2019

CNN: Don’t Leave Me Yanging!

Democratic Presidential candidate Andrew Yang is pissed, and it appears he has a case. CNN aired a graphic Thursday night that didn't list Yang when discussing ...

August 29th, 2019

TSA: The Force Hates You

The Force is confused. “It could create concern that it’s the real thing,” TSA spokesperson Jim Gregory. Except that it's a toy. The TSA has ...

August 29th, 2019

Trump Won’t Betray FOX

President Trump, speaking to FOX host Brian Kilmeade, said he won't do an interview with CNN because it would be disloyal to his followers. "I think ...

August 27th, 2019

Jakarta, The Canary

Indonesia, (I'll wait for my fellow Americans to find it on a map; take a flight north from Australia, then hang a left,)  is relocating its ...

August 27th, 2019

GOP Eyes Senate Lifeboat

The GOP, watching Trump's base beginning to whither, has become increasingly focused on the very real possibility that 2020 could champion in not just a ...

August 27th, 2019

A Floria Man G7? Hell No!

Trump, surprising absolutely no one, promoted one of his many failing properties Monday by suggesting the next G7 summit be held at his Doral Club ...

August 27th, 2019

President Joe Walsh; No, The Other One

Joe Walsh, the radio-host/bat-shit crazy politician who announced he's running as a Republican against Trump, and whom comedian Borat tricked into saying we should arm ...

August 22nd, 2019

Same Ol FOX Shit Show

Trump’s one-time White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is now part of the FOX talking heads. Joining her father, former Governor Mike Huckabee, Sanders  role will ...

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