If You’re Going to Get Shot, Get Shot in a Church

November 7th, 2017

Fox News host Ainsley Earnhart told her television audience that if you’re going to get slaughtered by semi-automatic weapon fire, getting slaughtered by semi-automatic weapon fire in a church is a good place to do it. Because you’re already so close to Jesus. It makes it easier for Him to scoop you up in his loving arms. It’s illuminating insights like this that keep us glued to Fox News day and night.

Peter Bolland

Peter Bolland is the philosophy and humanities department chair at Southwestern College in Chula Vista, California where he teaches world religions, Asian philosophy, world mythology, and ethics. Bolland is also a columnist for both Unity Magazine and the San Diego Troubadour. An award winning singer-songwriter and poet, Bolland draws on the world’s wisdom traditions as a frequent lecturer and performer throughout the San Diego region.
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