The NRA’s New Slogan

October 12th, 2017

The NRA needs a new slogan for the Trump era. Instead of “guns don’t kill people,”  how about “Let’s Kill All The Fucking Libtards.” Don’t laugh. Remember Trump imploring NRA members to “do something about Hillary?” Trump didn’t just tap into the uniformed deplorables, he didn’t just “fire up the base,” he’s arming these crazy fuckers with guns and hyperbole.

The old NRA used to rely on clever marketing, but now there’s no need. Trump has given them license to shoot, and ask questions later. Questions like, “can I shoot some more? ” Maybe the next slogan will be “Outlaw guns? I’m just shitting you. They’ll never do that!”

Chip Franklin

Franklin is a 25 year veteran of talk radio, beginning his career in Washington DC during Clinton’s first term. He currently hosts the afternoon show at KGO radio, San Francisco. In addition, Chip is an award-winning filmmaker, comedian, and scribe, garnering seven Edward R Murrow awards, including the National Murrow award for writing. He’s also won The New York Festival honors for his unconventional coverage of The Democratic and Republican conventions, as well as more than 30 AP awards for broadcasting, and numerous appearances on ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC, and CNN. He has appeared at over 500 colleges and universities and more than a hundred Fortune 1000 companies as a speaker, comedian, and media consultant. Marc Fisher, senior editor at the Washington Post says, “Chip adds irony to a medium that rarely trusts its audience to get the joke.” He is however, a mediocre dancer.
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