Trump: "Churches full by Easter." Science: Caskets full by summer.
Chinese Virus? Really? OK, China FUBAR'd the initial response. When the virus broke out, their first instinct was to hide cases, punish whistleblowers, and keep the numbers artificially low. Hmm, why does that sound familiar?
First-responders are our super-heroes. Trump is our Kryptonite
During a worldwide pandemic, he's turned his back on Americans again, choosing instead to worship at the church of Dow-Jones.
People are hoarding toilet paper? Not me. Although I've found that the pages from The Art of The Deal are quit absorbent.
Trump brags about our low number of coronavirus cases like it's something he's done; like he's spreading immunity fairy dust from a hole in his trousers.
Whomever wins, get the **** on board. Cause the alternative will kill you.
A Virus isn't technically alive; They share that with Trump.
The CDC was told to report to Mike Pence? That's like telling Stephen Hawking to report to Honey Boo Boo
Having Mike Pence lead a scientific inquiry is like having Chris Christie lead a Zuma class. It ain't pretty.
Normally, Trump's dangerous pattern of lies & misinformation should freak you out. In a public health crisis, they might just kill you.
Trump's purge of Justice Dept officials is emblematic of a Banana Republic. He demands loyalty over rule-of-law. And he won't stop till he's satisfied. #Sociopath
Americans are the best at everything. Unfortunately that includes stupid.
The pardon was intended as a way to correct failures in the justice system. Trump views it as a mail order butt plug
Trump has an amazing ability to spread hate and ignorance like an escaped virus. And the only cure is Nov 3.
GOP? Truth is like gravity. It will fall on you like a hard rain. Or Jim Jordan at a wrestling tournament. You decide.
Socialism? Guess whose kids benefited most from (Michelle) Obama's social programs? Little MAGA's. Thank her. F*ck Him.
Trump lied 31 times during the SOTU. He's the Baskin Robbins of obfuscation.
Trump is to religion what Jim Jordan is to wrestling. Mitt Romney was right.
Pompeo asked a Harvard/Cambridge grad with a Masters in European studies to find Ukraine on a map. Trump said, "what's a map?"