September 10th, 2020

Trump is 9/11

Under Trump, everyday is 9/11

September 10th, 2020

Nobel, No Way

Trump wins the Nobel Prize ten minutes after Stephen Miller wins an Hispanic Heritage award. #NobelPrize

July 28th, 2020


150,000 dead, benefits cut, a shattered economy, federal troops attacking US citizens; Four more years of that and you won't need a map to find the world's biggest sh*thole country cause you'll be standing in it.

July 25th, 2020

What Makes A Real Man?

Why do men call women bitches? They Don't. Weak Men do.

July 22nd, 2020

Trump Has A Plan

If you’re in Independent, whatever the F that means in this world, consider the words of Will James, the father of Pragmatism. “The Truth is what works.” Biden will employ the best and the brightest. Is there really another choice?

July 1st, 2020

Ugly Americans

Trump's election proved that not only are we as dim witted as Eric Trump in a spelling bee, but as f*ckingly feckless as a Sean Hannity Truth Serum

June 3rd, 2020

Donnie Domination

Trump acts tough, talking about thugs, looting and shooting, domination. But Donnie, who turned off the lights and hid in the basement?

May 30th, 2020

Tough Guy

Politics isn't immune from violence, remember Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton, but those were real men at violent odds during the birth of a nation. Trump is an unprincipled fat cell who cheats at golf and faints during strenuous bowel movements.

May 27th, 2020

You’ve Got Fraud

If it's safe enough to mail $2 trillion dollars, then why isn't that same mail safe enough to send a ballot?

May 25th, 2020

Covid 101

Covid-19 is a Coronavirus that jumped from animals to humans, which explains Ann Coulter’s natural immunity

May 15th, 2020

Obamagate? Bitch, Please

Obamagate? Obama inherited the worst financial crisis since the great depression and turned it into a thriving economy, you took a thriving economy and turned it into Bill Barr's ass after a hard night of drinking.

May 12th, 2020

Trump unMasked

Masks protect others, which explains why a sociopath wouldn't wear one.

April 18th, 2020


The problem with "opening" places while keeping others closed is the virus doesn't know where it's not supposed to go. And without tests, we don't know where it is. You can't effectively shut down portions of US anymore than you can shut down the part of the pool where you ... Read More

May 4th, 2020

“This Summer, I Hear The Drumming”

"In the good old days, we used to treat them very very rough."-President Donald Trump

April 25th, 2020

Clorox Cocktail

If you're a Trumper, and you think I'm a liberal doling out fake news, then make yourself a Clorox cocktail, get a few X-rays and book the next flight to Georgia. Let me know how that works out for ya...

April 28th, 2020

Corona Countdown

Trump: "I inherited a mess." No, You inherited the solution. And then f*cked it up.

April 25th, 2020

Give Me Liberty or-(cough cough)

Patrick Henry said "Give me liberty or give me death. Just quit f*ckin coughing on me."

April 23rd, 2020

FOX: We Don’t Know Who We Are

Greatest economy? Trump repeatedly boasts his economy is greatest in history. The truth? Trump's GDP has never topped 2.3%, significantly less than the 5.5% peak achieved in Obama's second quarter of 2014 or the 3.5, 3,7, & 3.5% in 1997, 98, 99 under Clinton. So bitch?

April 16th, 2020

The FOX Hoax

This virus? It slowly invades living things & destroys all that is good. Which makes you wonder why it doesn't yet have a show on FOX.

April 16th, 2020

The New abNormal

And then of course, there's God. Thats the funny thing about religion; if you could reason with it, you wouldn't need it.

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