July 1st, 2020

Ugly Americans

Trump's election proved that not only are we as dim witted as Eric Trump in a spelling bee, but as f*ckingly feckless as a Sean Hannity Truth Serum

June 3rd, 2020

Donnie Domination

Trump acts tough, talking about thugs, looting and shooting, domination. But Donnie, who turned off the lights and hid in the basement?

May 30th, 2020

Tough Guy

Politics isn't immune from violence, remember Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton, but those were real men at violent odds during the birth of a nation. Trump is an unprincipled fat cell who cheats at golf and faints during strenuous bowel movements.

May 27th, 2020

You’ve Got Fraud

If it's safe enough to mail $2 trillion dollars, then why isn't that same mail safe enough to send a ballot?

May 25th, 2020

Covid 101

Covid-19 is a Coronavirus that jumped from animals to humans, which explains Ann Coulter’s natural immunity

May 15th, 2020

Obamagate? Bitch, Please

Obamagate? Obama inherited the worst financial crisis since the great depression and turned it into a thriving economy, you took a thriving economy and turned it into Bill Barr's ass after a hard night of drinking.

May 12th, 2020

Trump unMasked

Masks protect others, which explains why a sociopath wouldn't wear one.

April 18th, 2020


The problem with "opening" places while keeping others closed is the virus doesn't know where it's not supposed to go. And without tests, we don't know where it is. You can't effectively shut down portions of US anymore than you can shut down the part of the pool where you ... Read More

May 4th, 2020

“This Summer, I Hear The Drumming”

"In the good old days, we used to treat them very very rough."-President Donald Trump

April 25th, 2020

Clorox Cocktail

If you're a Trumper, and you think I'm a liberal doling out fake news, then make yourself a Clorox cocktail, get a few X-rays and book the next flight to Georgia. Let me know how that works out for ya...

April 28th, 2020

Corona Countdown

Trump: "I inherited a mess." No, You inherited the solution. And then f*cked it up.

April 25th, 2020

Give Me Liberty or-(cough cough)

Patrick Henry said "Give me liberty or give me death. Just quit f*ckin coughing on me."

April 23rd, 2020

FOX: We Don’t Know Who We Are

Greatest economy? Trump repeatedly boasts his economy is greatest in history. The truth? Trump's GDP has never topped 2.3%, significantly less than the 5.5% peak achieved in Obama's second quarter of 2014 or the 3.5, 3,7, & 3.5% in 1997, 98, 99 under Clinton. So bitch?

April 16th, 2020

The FOX Hoax

This virus? It slowly invades living things & destroys all that is good. Which makes you wonder why it doesn't yet have a show on FOX.

April 16th, 2020

The New abNormal

And then of course, there's God. Thats the funny thing about religion; if you could reason with it, you wouldn't need it.

April 7th, 2020

Don’t Pee In the Gene Pool

Trump saved about a $1,000,000 with CDC cuts that led to a Pandemic and a $2,00,000,000,000 relief package. Two trillion is two thousand billion and a billion is a thousand million. So The Art of That Deal? Not so much.

April 4th, 2020

Kill Me Now

Trump just joked about epidemiological models, ya know where thousands of people die, and compared it to the other kind of model, like the kind he's molested and raped.

March 24th, 2020

Very Stable Genius

Trump: "Churches full by Easter." Science: Caskets full by summer.

March 23rd, 2020

Chinese Virus?

Chinese Virus? Really? OK, China FUBAR'd the initial response. When the virus broke out, their first instinct was to hide cases, punish whistleblowers, and keep the numbers artificially low. Hmm, why does that sound familiar?

March 22nd, 2020


First-responders are our super-heroes. Trump is our Kryptonite

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