April 23rd, 2020

FOX: We Don’t Know Who We Are

Greatest economy? Trump repeatedly boasts his economy is greatest in history. The truth? Trump's GDP has never topped 2.3%, significantly less than the 5.5% peak achieved in Obama's second quarter of 2014 or the 3.5, 3,7, & 3.5% in 1997, 98, 99 under Clinton. So bitch?

April 16th, 2020

The FOX Hoax

This virus? It slowly invades living things & destroys all that is good. Which makes you wonder why it doesn't yet have a show on FOX.

April 16th, 2020

The New abNormal

And then of course, there's God. Thats the funny thing about religion; if you could reason with it, you wouldn't need it.

April 7th, 2020

Don’t Pee In the Gene Pool

Trump saved about a $1,000,000 with CDC cuts that led to a Pandemic and a $2,00,000,000,000 relief package. Two trillion is two thousand billion and a billion is a thousand million. So The Art of That Deal? Not so much.

April 4th, 2020

Kill Me Now

Trump just joked about epidemiological models, ya know where thousands of people die, and compared it to the other kind of model, like the kind he's molested and raped.

March 24th, 2020

Very Stable Genius

Trump: "Churches full by Easter." Science: Caskets full by summer.

March 23rd, 2020

Chinese Virus?

Chinese Virus? Really? OK, China FUBAR'd the initial response. When the virus broke out, their first instinct was to hide cases, punish whistleblowers, and keep the numbers artificially low. Hmm, why does that sound familiar?

March 22nd, 2020


First-responders are our super-heroes. Trump is our Kryptonite

March 22nd, 2020


During a worldwide pandemic, he's turned his back on Americans again, choosing instead to worship at the church of Dow-Jones.

March 16th, 2020


People are hoarding toilet paper? Not me. Although I've found that the pages from The Art of The Deal are quit absorbent. 

March 8th, 2020

This Is Not A Test

Trump brags about our low number of coronavirus cases like it's something he's done; like he's spreading immunity fairy dust from a hole in his trousers.

March 4th, 2020

It’s About Winning

Whomever wins, get the **** on board. Cause the alternative will kill you.

March 4th, 2020

There Is No Cure

A Virus isn't technically alive; They share that with Trump.

February 29th, 2020

Don’t F**** With Science

The CDC was told to report to Mike Pence? That's like telling Stephen Hawking to report to Honey Boo Boo

February 27th, 2020

Mike’s In Charge

Having Mike Pence lead a scientific inquiry is like having Chris Christie lead a Zuma class. It ain't pretty.

February 27th, 2020

The Trump Virus

Normally, Trump's dangerous pattern of lies & misinformation should freak you out. In a public health crisis, they might just kill you.

February 9th, 2020

Trump’s Snakes

Trump's purge of Justice Dept officials is emblematic of a Banana Republic. He demands loyalty over rule-of-law. And he won't stop till he's satisfied. #Sociopath

May 10th, 2020

unMasked (edited version)

The word mask is both a noun and a verb. For Republicans, mask is most definitely a verb, as in mask the number of infected, sick, dying, and mask the reality of what's really at stake; a couple million American lives.

February 21st, 2020

American Stupid

Americans are the best at everything. Unfortunately that includes stupid.

February 20th, 2020

Pardon me?

The pardon was intended as a way to correct failures in the justice system. Trump views it as a mail order butt plug

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