March 8th, 2020

This Is Not A Test

Trump brags about our low number of coronavirus cases like it's something he's done; like he's spreading immunity fairy dust from a hole in his trousers.

March 4th, 2020

It’s About Winning

Whomever wins, get the **** on board. Cause the alternative will kill you.

March 4th, 2020

There Is No Cure

A Virus isn't technically alive; They share that with Trump.

February 29th, 2020

Don’t F**** With Science

The CDC was told to report to Mike Pence? That's like telling Stephen Hawking to report to Honey Boo Boo

February 27th, 2020

Mike’s In Charge

Having Mike Pence lead a scientific inquiry is like having Chris Christie lead a Zuma class. It ain't pretty.

February 27th, 2020

The Trump Virus

Normally, Trump's dangerous pattern of lies & misinformation should freak you out. In a public health crisis, they might just kill you.

February 9th, 2020

Trump’s Snakes

Trump's purge of Justice Dept officials is emblematic of a Banana Republic. He demands loyalty over rule-of-law. And he won't stop till he's satisfied. #Sociopath

May 10th, 2020

unMasked (edited version)

The word mask is both a noun and a verb. For Republicans, mask is most definitely a verb, as in mask the number of infected, sick, dying, and mask the reality of what's really at stake; a couple million American lives.

February 21st, 2020

American Stupid

Americans are the best at everything. Unfortunately that includes stupid.

February 20th, 2020

Pardon me?

The pardon was intended as a way to correct failures in the justice system. Trump views it as a mail order butt plug

January 29th, 2020

Everything Trump Touches Dies

Trump has an amazing ability to spread hate and ignorance like an escaped virus. And the only cure is Nov 3.

February 9th, 2020

The Big Lie

GOP? Truth is like gravity. It will fall on you like a hard rain. Or Jim Jordan at a wrestling tournament. You decide.

February 8th, 2020

Thank Her, F*ck Him

Socialism? Guess whose kids benefited most from (Michelle) Obama's social programs? Little MAGA's. Thank her. F*ck Him.

February 6th, 2020

State Of The Truth

Trump lied 31 times during the SOTU. He's the Baskin Robbins of obfuscation.

February 6th, 2020

Romney was Right

Trump is to religion what Jim Jordan is to wrestling. Mitt Romney was right.

February 3rd, 2020

NPR; Dialed In

Pompeo asked a Harvard/Cambridge grad with a Masters in European studies to find Ukraine on a map. Trump said, "what's a map?"

January 29th, 2020

For The Record

From Plato to Atticus Finch, the Democratic Republic has stood the test of time. For the record? Time's up.

January 29th, 2020

Ukraine ‘Splained

When you threaten someone into an action, that's not Quid Pro Quo. That's Quid Pro Extortion.

January 29th, 2020

Can I Get A Witness?

America has grown up on crime TV and every time the bad guy goes on trial, there's a lawyer a judge, a jury and a witness. It's as American as cholesterol.

January 29th, 2020

Anyone Can Be President

Good news, bad news. In America, anyone can become President. That's the bad news.

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