Trump brags about our low number of coronavirus cases like it's something he's done; like he's spreading immunity fairy dust from a hole in his trousers.
Whomever wins, get the **** on board. Cause the alternative will kill you.
A Virus isn't technically alive; They share that with Trump.
The CDC was told to report to Mike Pence? That's like telling Stephen Hawking to report to Honey Boo Boo
Having Mike Pence lead a scientific inquiry is like having Chris Christie lead a Zuma class. It ain't pretty.
Normally, Trump's dangerous pattern of lies & misinformation should freak you out. In a public health crisis, they might just kill you.
Trump's purge of Justice Dept officials is emblematic of a Banana Republic. He demands loyalty over rule-of-law. And he won't stop till he's satisfied. #Sociopath
The word mask is both a noun and a verb. For Republicans, mask is most definitely a verb, as in mask the number of infected, sick, dying, and mask the reality of what's really at stake; a couple million American lives.
Americans are the best at everything. Unfortunately that includes stupid.
The pardon was intended as a way to correct failures in the justice system. Trump views it as a mail order butt plug
Trump has an amazing ability to spread hate and ignorance like an escaped virus. And the only cure is Nov 3.
GOP? Truth is like gravity. It will fall on you like a hard rain. Or Jim Jordan at a wrestling tournament. You decide.
Socialism? Guess whose kids benefited most from (Michelle) Obama's social programs? Little MAGA's. Thank her. F*ck Him.
Trump lied 31 times during the SOTU. He's the Baskin Robbins of obfuscation.
Trump is to religion what Jim Jordan is to wrestling. Mitt Romney was right.
Pompeo asked a Harvard/Cambridge grad with a Masters in European studies to find Ukraine on a map. Trump said, "what's a map?"
From Plato to Atticus Finch, the Democratic Republic has stood the test of time. For the record? Time's up.
When you threaten someone into an action, that's not Quid Pro Quo. That's Quid Pro Extortion.
America has grown up on crime TV and every time the bad guy goes on trial, there's a lawyer a judge, a jury and a witness. It's as American as cholesterol.
Good news, bad news. In America, anyone can become President. That's the bad news.