Trump's loyalty is on a par with his empathy, honesty, integrity and pretty much anything that ends with "ity"
There's an old saying that if you can't see the con, then you're the mark.
Welcome to the intersection of “F me and “can you F'in believe this?"
OK, it's official. Trump must have pictures of Lindsey Graham with a farm animal.
Twitter allows me to see Trump for exactly what he is; an excessively dim man who was born on third base and cried touchdown!
McConnell controls Trump like the Man in the Yellow Hat. But here's the truth; The Man in the Yellow Hat isn't very bright and Curious George now has the nuclear codes.
Moving day? Trump still has the House, the Senate and five dusty old scrotums, so I wouldn’t hold my breath.
Bottom line; You can't support a racist without being a racist.
Thoughts and prayers. But apparently God? He's in the NRA, so that's not happening. Then angry Facebook posts. Get the guns! Get the guns! But all that leads to is an ad on your timeline for Zoloft.
"Twitter reveals that, for all his macho rhetoric, Trump is soft and afraid. He's that whimpering wizard, hiding behind the curtain like a little bitch."
Cigarettes have a warning label, lung cancer, heart disease, pregnant mothers...shouldn't Trump have one?
"On 9/11 Trump was being interviewed and said now his tower was the tallest. He really said that."
“There's a reason why Presidents show their taxes. They want everyone to know they aren't here to !>*% us. Here's here to !>*% us”
"Today, millions of white people are addicted to hillbilly heroin, and it's exactly what happened in the 80's with crack. Except for the part where black people are criminals and white people are victims."
You may be asking yourself, why are the Amazonians burning their forests? And can't we get the ICE to arrest them. Maybe we could put a wall around it.
“If you're Jewish and you don't vote for Trump, you're not stupid or disloyal, you're a survivor. ”
"How can you be a white supremacist if you can't spell supremacist?"
"The American dream now has a price tag, and if you have to ask how much? You can't afford it."
"Everyone knows about Flint Michigan's water. But did you know that in that city of 100,000, there was only one grocery store? Reparations? It's about fixing shit like that."
"If the death penalty deters crime, why do you have to do it twice?