February 3rd, 2020

NPR; Dialed In

Pompeo asked a Harvard/Cambridge grad with a Masters in European studies to find Ukraine on a map. Trump said, "what's a map?"

January 29th, 2020

For The Record

From Plato to Atticus Finch, the Democratic Republic has stood the test of time. For the record? Time's up.

January 29th, 2020

Ukraine ‘Splained

When you threaten someone into an action, that's not Quid Pro Quo. That's Quid Pro Extortion.

January 29th, 2020

Can I Get A Witness?

America has grown up on crime TV and every time the bad guy goes on trial, there's a lawyer a judge, a jury and a witness. It's as American as cholesterol.

January 29th, 2020

Anyone Can Be President

Good news, bad news. In America, anyone can become President. That's the bad news.

January 29th, 2020

Never Heard of Him

Trump's loyalty is on a par with his empathy, honesty, integrity and pretty much anything that ends with "ity"

January 27th, 2020

Saving Alabama

There's an old saying that if you can't see the con, then you're the mark.

January 27th, 2020

Bada Boom

Welcome to the intersection of “F me and “can you F'in believe this?"

January 27th, 2020

Chess vs Checkers

OK, it's official. Trump must have pictures of Lindsey Graham with a farm animal.

January 27th, 2020

Twittering Himself

Twitter allows me to see Trump for exactly what he is; an excessively dim man who was born on third base and cried touchdown!

January 27th, 2020

Nuking Hurricanes

McConnell controls Trump like the Man in the Yellow Hat. But here's the truth; The Man in the Yellow Hat isn't very bright and Curious George now has the nuclear codes.

January 27th, 2020

Moving Day

Moving day? Trump still has the House, the Senate and five dusty old scrotums, so I wouldn’t hold my breath.

January 27th, 2020


Bottom line; You can't support a racist without being a racist.

January 27th, 2020

Groundhog Day

Thoughts and prayers. But apparently God? He's in the NRA, so that's not happening. Then angry Facebook posts. Get the guns! Get the guns! But all that leads to is an ad on your timeline for Zoloft.

September 15th, 2019

Wizard of Odd

"Twitter reveals that, for all his macho rhetoric, Trump is soft and afraid. He's that whimpering wizard, hiding behind the curtain like a little bitch."

September 13th, 2019

Trump: Warning!

Cigarettes have a warning label, lung cancer, heart disease, pregnant mothers...shouldn't Trump have one?

September 11th, 2019

Trump? Call 911

"On 9/11 Trump was being interviewed and said now his tower was the tallest. He really said that."

September 8th, 2019

Grift Across America

“There's a reason why Presidents show their taxes. They want everyone to know they aren't here to !>*% us. Here's here to !>*% us”

September 3rd, 2019

White People Crack

"Today, millions of white people are addicted to hillbilly heroin, and it's exactly what happened in the 80's with crack. Except for the part where black people are criminals and white people are victims."

August 31st, 2019

Amazon Is Burning

You may be asking yourself, why are the Amazonians burning their forests? And can't we get the ICE to arrest them. Maybe we could put a wall around it.  

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