January 29th, 2020

Everything Trump Touches Dies

Trump has an amazing ability to spread hate and ignorance like an escaped virus. And the only cure is Nov 3.

February 9th, 2020

The Big Lie

GOP? Truth is like gravity. It will fall on you like a hard rain. Or Jim Jordan at a wrestling tournament. You decide.

February 8th, 2020

Thank Her, F*ck Him

Socialism? Guess whose kids benefited most from (Michelle) Obama's social programs? Little MAGA's. Thank her. F*ck Him.

February 6th, 2020

State Of The Truth

Trump lied 31 times during the SOTU. He's the Baskin Robbins of obfuscation.

February 6th, 2020

Romney was Right

Trump is to religion what Jim Jordan is to wrestling. Mitt Romney was right.

February 3rd, 2020

NPR; Dialed In

Pompeo asked a Harvard/Cambridge grad with a Masters in European studies to find Ukraine on a map. Trump said, "what's a map?"

January 29th, 2020

For The Record

From Plato to Atticus Finch, the Democratic Republic has stood the test of time. For the record? Time's up.

January 29th, 2020

Ukraine ‘Splained

When you threaten someone into an action, that's not Quid Pro Quo. That's Quid Pro Extortion.

January 29th, 2020

Can I Get A Witness?

America has grown up on crime TV and every time the bad guy goes on trial, there's a lawyer a judge, a jury and a witness. It's as American as cholesterol.

January 29th, 2020

Anyone Can Be President

Good news, bad news. In America, anyone can become President. That's the bad news.

January 29th, 2020

Never Heard of Him

Trump's loyalty is on a par with his empathy, honesty, integrity and pretty much anything that ends with "ity"

January 27th, 2020

Saving Alabama

There's an old saying that if you can't see the con, then you're the mark.

January 27th, 2020

Bada Boom

Welcome to the intersection of “F me and “can you F'in believe this?"

January 27th, 2020

Chess vs Checkers

OK, it's official. Trump must have pictures of Lindsey Graham with a farm animal.

January 27th, 2020

Twittering Himself

Twitter allows me to see Trump for exactly what he is; an excessively dim man who was born on third base and cried touchdown!

January 27th, 2020

Nuking Hurricanes

McConnell controls Trump like the Man in the Yellow Hat. But here's the truth; The Man in the Yellow Hat isn't very bright and Curious George now has the nuclear codes.

January 27th, 2020

Moving Day

Moving day? Trump still has the House, the Senate and five dusty old scrotums, so I wouldn’t hold my breath.

January 27th, 2020


Bottom line; You can't support a racist without being a racist.

January 27th, 2020

Groundhog Day

Thoughts and prayers. But apparently God? He's in the NRA, so that's not happening. Then angry Facebook posts. Get the guns! Get the guns! But all that leads to is an ad on your timeline for Zoloft.

September 15th, 2019

Wizard of Odd

"Twitter reveals that, for all his macho rhetoric, Trump is soft and afraid. He's that whimpering wizard, hiding behind the curtain like a little bitch."

Inside the Beltway